Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit
12 hours ago
Outside My Head, Dead
|Swahili speakers all over the world find The Lion King insulting.|
|This may or may not be a photograph of Michel Foucault.|
|Wild boars eat fucking cheetahs for breakfast, they do not hang out with meerkats ever.|
|Who could guess that this little motherfucker would grow up to be an ugly, forgotten loser? Not Disney, that's for sure.|
Those aren't 'kings' you self-centered asshole, they're super-hot globular clusters of hydrogen and helium and you mean nothing at all to them.
|Whoop there's a clitoris|
|Nathan Lane may be many things, but he's no Robin Williams.|
Disney was proud of itself for not having Scar twirl his mustache because that counts as restraint with those hacks.
Shakespeare never had to steal his plots because he was a genius, unlike Jeffrey Katzenberg.
|It could always be worse.|