#5: Hell's First Circle
1 day ago
Outside My Head, Dead
|Swahili speakers all over the world find The Lion King insulting.|
|This may or may not be a photograph of Michel Foucault.|
|Wild boars eat fucking cheetahs for breakfast, they do not hang out with meerkats ever.|
|Who could guess that this little motherfucker would grow up to be an ugly, forgotten loser? Not Disney, that's for sure.|
Those aren't 'kings' you self-centered asshole, they're super-hot globular clusters of hydrogen and helium and you mean nothing at all to them.
|Whoop there's a clitoris|
|Nathan Lane may be many things, but he's no Robin Williams.|
Disney was proud of itself for not having Scar twirl his mustache because that counts as restraint with those hacks.
Shakespeare never had to steal his plots because he was a genius, unlike Jeffrey Katzenberg.
|It could always be worse.|
Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.I highlighted the above section because it's a big fat loophole in the U.S. Constitution just waiting for some brutal geniuses to think up the prison industrial complex. 150 years later, we have mass incarceration and states of the Old Confederacy have considered using prison labor to do the work that slaves would have done prior to the Emancipation Proclamation.