Forgot About Steubenville

And I forgot about Steubenville
Just like everyone else did
Each one a pig
Indifferent and agnostic and execrable
And what's wrong with being an attractive young woman?
Nothing, we say

But I prefer self-control
You prefer birth control
He doesn't like politics
He believes in football
But what's wrong with being an attractive young woman?
Please drink responsibly

You shouldn't go out alone at this hour
Demons of the night and all
Demons that look like me
The dead body on video
What's wrong with being an attractive young woman?
The woman part, that's all

We can outpig Steubenville
Even though men aren't out to get women anymore
She must exercise restraint
Watch how you dress
"Nothing wrong with being an attractive young woman"
Or there shouldn't be, anyhow